250 Years of Freedom: Smashed Through Spiders For The Fireworks Haul

250 years of the greatest nation on earth. ​We survived a gauntlet of giant spiderwebs just to get out of the driveway, but nothing was stopping us from getting the heavy artillery for America's 250th birthday. Dropped some hard-earned cash on a real fireworks haul because a milestone this big deserves a massive payout, not a damn lottery ticket. Babe is already back in the kitchen dialing in the drinks so we can bring in the Semi-Quincentennial with maximum noise and zero apologies ​#ChrisDoesWhat #America250 #4thOfJuly #SemiQuincentennial #FireworksHaul #Freedom250