READ MORE HERE! Hello you scallywags! I see you've clicked into the description box. That was a great choice. Because I have done as much investigative work as I could to bring you the descriptions of the meals we ate in the video. First of all, the restaurant is in Bogota and it's called 'Incorrecto Cocina', which I thought was cute because they're calling themselves the Incorrect Kitchen, and we call ourselves the Incompetent Crew and I just feel like there's some sort of kindred feelings there. So anyways, without further ado, I present to you as much information as I could find about the courses we ate. And I give you my disclaimer now to tell you that I am still not sure the following information is correct. As always, if you would like to buy us a coffee or maybe in this case, an empanada, you can click on the link below: buymeacoffee.com/theincompetentcrew Right. The food. Okay. Pre dinner spirits: Mante Manglar Viche award winning Colombian Made cane distillate First Course: Smoked Fish Tacachos slightly spicy, sautéed and smoked. Served with coastal sour cream sauce, roasted vegetables and pickled onion. Second Course: Unfried Aborrajados ripe plantain patties filled with paipa and pera cheese, served with chontaduro and guava Third Course: Baked Potato with Paipa Cheese pera cheese, hogao cooked in clay pot. Served in banana leaf Fourth Course: Oven Baked Beef Tongue banana leaves, flava bean puree, red wine, coastal sour cream, banana oil Fifth Course: Stewed Cucumber marinated in wild cilantro oil, served with roasted eggplant, paipa cheese, and lacto fermented cubios Sixth Course: Radish Seven Course: Arroz con Leche Beverage: Guanadolo de Araza Panela, Mandarin Oranges, and Araza Thanks again for watching our travel blog! We are very much enjoying traveling around Colombia. We've just traveled from Medellin to Bogota and have plenty more videos to put out for you guys, but this one was fresh on the mind, so we hope you enjoy!

This week, join us as we discover the excitement to be found in the hills of Medellin, Colombia! That's right, we're in South America and we have stumbled across the most painful insect known to man. The tarantula hawk wasp has the most painful sting in the animal kingdom, scoring a whopping four points on the Schmidt Pain Index! What we don't mention in this week's travel blog is how we stumbled upon this terrifying insect. It's too good of a story to pass up, so I'll fill you in now! Picture this: the two of us out in the forests of Santa Elena, Medellin. High in the foothills of the Andes at 2500 meters/8400 feet. So not only are we jet lagged from our flight across the Atlantic, but also a bit head achy and short of breath from the altitude. Sea level to cloud forest is quite the shock! But despite our tired bodies asking us for a nap, we decided to push through our sluggish states and stretch our legs to see what the eucalyptus forest had to offer us. A few miles in, a metallic blue insect with red wings caught our eye. We had no idea what this was, and no cell service to inquire, so we did what any curious hiker might do and tried to get closer to our curious specimen. Perhaps we could scoop it up on a stray leaf or fallen branch and have a good inspection. Lucky for us, this South American insect is not interested in eating gringos for lunch, and only has it's sights set on huge venomous spiders. The blasted things kept flying away from us! And in our naivety, we kept running closer. And closer. And closer. Chasing them around like a toddler at their first soccer game who's just spotted a colorful butterfly. By the time we got home, we'd nearly forgotten about the thing, and it would probably have been better if we did! Now every time we go out walking into the thick cloud forests of Medellin, we're hyper aware of these little guys. And as is the case with nearly all insects, they couldn't care less about us. They're not aggressive, and do everything in their little bug bodied power to avoid us big stomping humans. Funnily enough, a few days later we went out hiking with some locals, and as we passed by an area that was particularly inundated with what we now knew to be * The Most Painful Insect In the World * , we pointed them out and told them what we had learned, and they were completely shocked to hear that these lovely blue wasps had such a terrifying reputation, and also completely unconcerned. They'd been living their whole lives in the foothills of the Andes and had never once heard of anyone being stung by these beautiful creatures. So now you know for when you too decide to travel to Colombia! Yes these guys have a scary reputation, but if you don't bother them, they won't bother you! Or as you see in this video.. even if you bother them, they still won't bother you! I'm not sure what you need to do to get stung by one of these, but we're not interested in finding out. Stick around to see what we get up to in the next weeks as we put out some different travel adventure blogs than what you're used to from us! The Andes mountains have so much to offer us, and Medellin is just our first stop as we make our way around Colombia.

A short on the bananas available in Colombia.

The latest exploit has sent us as far from the sea and sailboat as we dare. Up 8400ft in Elevation to A Cloud Forest above Medellin. A city famous for Pablo Escobar, Paramilitaries, Murder and now........ Hot for Tourists. Join us as we transition from living on the boat to land adventures for a few months. whether you spell it travelling or traveling, we hope you enjoy the start of the season.

A brief intro video to give an idea of the adventures coming up over the next months, with hiking, climbing, sailing, horse riding and general adventure travel.

This is just one example of the many different ways a dinghy/ tender can be tied up to a wall, or near a boat ramp without being in every boats way. Great for tying up a small boat in a tidal area. In addition to a painter (bow dockline) a small anchor can be a wonderful versatile too to avoid damage from walls and barnacles. Please note- don't use this over seagrass, or in the fairway where boats will motor. Use common sense and think about other water users.

A brief view of living on a sailboat. Its time for us to make a move and get ready for a little time onshore. The End to a decent season.

Overdue Episode to start getting us back up to date . Next episode coming soon. This one takes off from where we last left you in the Rio Vigo. Things are going to accelerate very very very soon.

After Cruising for a few years, the 5 basic budget friendly things we would not want to go sailing without. We have tried to keep this list to the cheapest items that give the best use of money for shoe string sailors. Let us know what would be on your list in the comments.

A short video on looking after a teak deck and what should be done in our opinion, vs what we see all too often. I don't think I have been in many marinas recently where I haven't seen somebody pressure washing a teak deck, and on a close passing, you can see that rebrightened teak. But you can see how soft and torn and damaged it has become. Is it bad to just McCartney it an 'let it be?' My personal feeling is- just go sailing and let the ocean wash it. Then a little maintenance once in a while. What do you guys thing? Hit like and subscribe if you enjoyed and want more content like this. If you are enjoying the content and want to help us raise the quality of videos we make, consider visiting our 'buy me a coffee'. https://buymeacoffee.com/theincompetentcrew

A thought of the day - prompted by a couple of videos I have watched on docking recently, suggesting the reason for using an eye on a dockline it to prevent chafe. What do you guys thing? Is once around the dock cleat and back onboard an acceptable way of tying up a boat?

A guide to why working on a boat is sometimes difficult. Visual representation of an average day.

A mini problem for the day, over the thousands of miles, we have slowly had this footplate degrade, glue dry out and ultimately most the wooden slats have lived in a drawer for a few months now. Time to fix it.

A short video on a small detail to finish off our 2 to 1 halyard setup on our old cutter rigged sailboat. Not everything has to cost a lot of money. This seemed like a nice little detail to give a little UV protection and hopefully brightened your day a little too. Hit like and subscribe if you enjoyed and want more content like this. If you are enjoying the content and want to help us raise the quality of videos we make, consider visiting our 'buy me a coffee'. https://buymeacoffee.com/theincompetentcrew

A short video on a quick barber hauler staysail setup I have rigged onboard to make sailing a little more enjoyable. Let me know what you think in the comments. A little bit of budget sailing tech to make sailing more enjoyable.

Changing a propshaft anode. Not the most difficult job, but with 6 parts ( 2nut, 2 bolts, 2 anode halves) its a handful to try and not drop whilst holding your breath. This little tip should make it a little easier. Noting our original anode had fizzled itself away, the time came to do a quick change to the new one and Karli was right there with a camera to record something I otherwise would not have recorded, a small tip on making changing the anode easier without any dive gear or lifting out. Sailboat Maintenance day.

A little video a made before Xmas, and forgot about. Figured I might as well post it as it is in the realms of 'Kind of Interesting', if you are interested in the loads sweating a dockline creates. Roughly made but there we go. This is a follow up video based on the first dockline load video I made. Hope you enjoy. Let me know what you think I got wrong :). Its been rare, but a couple of times I have come across situations where a sailboat cannot be brought into the dock by sweating a dockline. This is usually pretty extreme circumstances (+40knots of wind, very little protection from seawalls etc). It caused me to wonder, why can't a boat always be moved if sweating a line can potentially give an infinite tension on the line. This is a little bit of figuring out why that is. If you're really enjoying our videos and would like to buy us a coffee, you can do so at the link below! We usually both go for a nice classic black coffee, in case you wanted to visualize the beverage you're bestowing upon us. :) Thank you for your support! https://buymeacoffee.com/theincompetentcrew On the off chance you've made it all the way down here and you're not subscribed, go ahead and do that. Or if you've only made it this far out of spite, you can leave a hate comment instead!

The weekly adventure of the incompetent crew, sailing by boat in Northern Spain. Join us in an adventure to nowhere. If you're really enjoying our videos and would like to buy us a coffee, you can do so at the link below! We usually both go for a nice classic black coffee, in case you wanted to visualize the beverage you're bestowing upon us. :) Thank you for your support! https://buymeacoffee.com/theincompetentcrew On the off chance you've made it all the way down here and you're not subscribed, go ahead and do that. Or if you've only made it this far out of spite, you can leave a hate comment instead!

Our adventure, sailing hiking climbing vlog.