Cerberus had the most uneventful combat life of any capital ship. One night in 1878, a small trading vessel tried to sneak into the bay to avoid paying customs duty. Upon seeing this unidentified vessel, the gun crews of the Cerberus sprang into action and fired a shot. They succeeded in blowing the roof off a chemist shop. Realising their mistake, they trained the guns towards the sea and fired again, this time hitting a Lighthouse. H A R D .

Going on Dad patrol in my boat. Thanks to @GizmoDrones for some wizard footy.

aint nothin keep the teenagers away like a sauna bucket

I do not own this video, but the original owner bless their cotton socks keeps taking it down and I've HAD IT UP TO HERE with the forbidden sleep, so I uploaded it from Wayback machine. If the real owner ever uploads the original then I'll take this vid down. Bask in spooky arctic vibes once more my children.

Nothing scares the makes the major political parties more than throwing a pot on a pottery wheel

i make teh fittings to butter my muffin

i mak teh stamp 2 spook my neighbour

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